This Review Reveals Minor Details About the Plot.
History Repeats Itself
Plot Overview

“I Know What You Did Last
Summer” echoes an earlier (1997) incarnation. High school
friends return from college to Southport, NC, to celebrate the engagement of
Danica Richards (Madelyn Cline) to Teddy Spencer (Tyriq Withers.)
It being the 4th of July this 2025, the couple decides to drive to
the top of a hill to watch the fireworks along with their
friends Ava Brucks (Chase Sui Wonders) and Ava's one time crush
Milo Griffin (Jonah Hauer-King.) Joining them is townie Stevie Ward
(Sarah Pidgeon) who asked to come along. They stop prematurely on
treacherous Reaper's Curve where a drunken Teddy gets out to
horse around in the road resulting in a speeding car swerving,F
losing control, and going through the guardrail and over the
cliff. They call it in anonymously, and Teddy talks them into
leaving the scene. There are no other witnesses, and his politician
father Grant (Billy Campbell) will cover it up regardless.


A year passes. Danica has broken up
with Teddy and is having a wedding shower for herself and
her new intended Wyatt (Joshua Orpin.) There she opens a cryptic
note that says last summer's incident is known. Shortly
thereafter Wyatt is killed and bodies keep piling up. The
police treat these as isolated incidents not wanting to spook the
tourist trade as happened before. The remaining friends investigate
with the aid of Julie James (Jennifer Love Hewitt) a survivor of
the earlier killing spree, who's now a teacher at nearby
Hoffman University. They also invite podcaster Tyler Trevino
(Gabbriette Bechtel) who deals with true crime. The advice they're
given is, “Whoever's doing this it's personal to
them.” There being so many victims, they surmise the perp
must have an accomplice as well. I daresay if we wait till the
credits roll, we might even see some copycats. It's a
downright bloody mess.
Ideology
In their speculation
about mental cases, the teacher offers that, “Trauma changes
the brain in mysterious and complex ways.” In my reviewing of
horror films, I found myself
having bad dreams the night after watching any werewolf movie.
It came from an earlier experience of being chased down from the
hills above Boulder, Colorado, by a pack of wild dogs. So I stopped
watching werewolf movies. This from applying, (1Cor. 9:24-25) “Know ye not that
they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So
run, that ye may obtain. And every man that striveth for the
mastery is temperate in all things.” Temperance is moderation
in thought, feeling and action. If I'm addled by a certain kind of
movie, I just won't go to it, though I might go to others that
don't affect me so. Slasher movies are okay. Or they were. Then
they modernized the Bible.
The KJV of 1611 enjoined temperance in,
Acts 24:25, 1Cor. 9:25, Gal.
5:23, Titus 1:7-8, Titus 2:2, and 2Peter 1:5-6. When the KJV was (needlessly
in my opinion) updated by the ASV in 1900, temperance
was left in. In his
diary at about the turn of the
20th century, Orthodox Saint John of Kronstadt enjoined
temperance. Temperance is part of the Catholic catechism
as well. Nevertheless, it has been reinterpreted by
many modern Bible translators as self-control so as not
to confuse the common man who since Prohibition in the 1920s has
come to regard temperance as applicable only to drink. My Concise
Thesaurus has “sober adj. temperate. A person
who is sober is not
drunk. A temperate
person exercises moderation and self-restraint and for that reason
is unlikely to drink to excess.” (170) Modern Protestant
Bibles such as RSV (1952), and later NKJV, ESV & NIV now read
“self-control” where they used to read
“temperance.” Yet California Gov. Gavin Newsom in a March, 2024
interview extolled President Biden, saying: “We have American
manufacturing coming back home, all because of Biden's wisdom,
because of his temperance, his capacity to lead in a bipartisan
manner—” Bipartisan leadership is by nature
temperate. The Jubilee 2000 Bible still uses
temperance. It's valid for more than drink.
According to Porter G. Perrin, Index to English:
The Meaning of Words 3b. Synonyms. A synonym is a word
of nearly the same meaning as another. … There are very
few pairs of interchangeable words.
(192) And
according to Fowler, “Synonyms, in the narrowest
sense, are separate words whose meaning, both denotation &
connotation, is so fully identical that one can always be
substituted for the other without change in the effect of the
sentence in which it is done. Whether any such perfect synonyms
exist is doubtful.” According to Professor George P. Marsh in
an 1859 postgraduate lecture on the English Bible of 1611:
“Words and ideas are so inseparably connected, they become in
a sense connatural, that we cannot change the one without modifying
the other. … A new translation of the Bible, therefore, or an
essential modification of the existing [KJV] version, is substantially a
new book, a new Bible, another revelation.” (454)
This slasher movie under review features a shadowy personage decked out in: fisherman slicker, sou'wester hat, and rubber boots, killing people with: spear, hook, knife or rope. It's personal and he/she gets off on prolonging the torture, which takes exquisite self-control. The apostle Paul stated that, (Gal. 5:22-23) “the fruit of the Spirit is … temperance: against such there is no law.” That may well be, but there certainly are laws against self-control in murder w/torture. I just find it hard to watch a movie on Friday night, which capitalizes on a murderer's self-controlled torture and then to join a group recital of a litany of spiritual fruits on Sunday morning extolling self-control as innocent. I prefer the old fashioned religion wherein I just have to moderate my movie viewing and let horror movies do what they do best.
Production Values
“” (2025) was directed by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson. It was written by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, Sam Lansky and Leah McKendrick. It stars Madelyn Cline, Chase Sui Wonders and Jonah Hauer-King. Also featured are Georgia Flood, Nick Hardcastle, Simone Annan, Luke Van Os, Isaiah Mustafa, Leah McKendrick, and Paul Lacovara. We see pretty good acting in standard roles.
MPA rated it R for bloody horror violence, language throughout, some sexual content and brief drug use. The plot is almost irrelevant being merely an occasion to introduce violence, and the long list of characters is more suited to the socially astute ladies to follow than for us dense men. Runtime is 1 hour 51 minutes.
Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

The community gathers
at Southport Trinity Church for prayer to sustain them and
stop the killing. One can hardly blame them.
It was a pretty good teenage slasher film if that's what you're into. The character interactions were complex, so good luck sorting it out. One pretty much knows what she's getting into in this genre, and it delivers according to expectations.
Movie Ratings
Action factor: Decent action scenes. Suitability For Children: Not Suitable for Children of Any Age. Special effects: Average special effects. Video Occasion: Good for a Rainy Day. Suspense: Don't watch this movie alone. Overall movie rating: Three and a half stars out of five.
Works Cited
Unless otherwise noted scripture is taken from the King James Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software.
Biden, Joe. Quoted from Jack Birle's article, “Gavin Newsom calls Biden's age a ‘gift’ rather than a liability.” In The Washington Examiner. Web.
Fowler, H.W., A Dictionary of Modern English Usage. USA: Oxford UP. 1946. Print.
Marsh, George P.
“Disturbance of Formulas.”
Lectures on the English
Language. London: John Murray, 1863. Print.
——available to
read or download at www.bibles.n7nz.org.
Perrin, Porter G. Index to English. Chicago: Scott, Foresman & Co., 1939. Print.
The Right Word II. A Concise Thesaurus. Based on the New American Heritage Dictionary. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Co., 1983. Print.
Sergieff, Archpriest John Iliytch. My Life in Christ. or Moments of Spiritual Serenity and Contemplation, of Reverent Feeling, of Earnest Self-Amendment, and Peace in God: Extracts from the diary of St. John of Kronstadt (Archpriest John Iliytch Sergieff). Translated with the author's sanction, from the Fourth and Supplemental Edition by E.E. Goulaeff. St. Petersburg. Jordansville, NY: Holy Trinity Monastery, 2000. Print.