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Saturday Night Bleeds Into Sunday Morning

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Plot Overview

PreachingdiscipleshipchurchrejectBible in handSunday morning, Pastor John Keebley (Randall Franks) is preaching from his well-thumbed English Bible:

(Rev. 3:15-16) “I know your works: you are neither [hot nor cold]. Would that you were either cold or hot! So, because you are luke­warm and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.”—ESV

The gist of his sermon is that purported “Christians” whose goal is but to do the minimum to get by put them­selves in jeopardy of losing it all come Judgment Day. The camera toggles back & forth between the message and congregant Luke Rogers (Jeremy Jones) who is fast asleep in the pew having had a rough night of carousing Saturday. He's dreaming of his child­hood when his dad told him he and his wife were “splitting up.” He explained that meant Luke and his mom would be living in their current house while dad would live in his own special dad's house. That did not set well with the boy.

hobo signmotel roomOur movie develops various housing during its course. A bum named Billy lives in a hovel constructed of plastic, card­board, and scrap metal. We can almost feel the chilly wind seeping in. His place is cold. Luke's friend Sam Herod (Jason Burkey) is selling his tavern Club Inferno to a developer who can make it “any­thing,” let's call it condos. An “inferno” is bound to have healthy central heating. The condos will be toasty. Luke and his girl­friend Jessie Silver (Nicole Gale Ander­son) live in a unit of a motel converted into apartments. Their schedules are mismatched so we see them each alternately sleeping on the couch covered by a throw blanket. They cook their food on a hot plate. The place is warmer than Billy's, for sure, but lacks the heated character of Sam's. We might categorize these as did author John Sandford:

“Never been to Miami.”

“It's concrete blocks from top to bottom, Palm Beach to Key West,” Lucas said. “Same on the West Coast.”

“Plus the mobile homes,” Bob said.

“Yeah. They're like the architectonic spice to illuminate the stucco,” Lucas said. (46)

The hot–cold–warm motif is the same one seen in the opening, but what has that got to do with the sermon? Beats me, but they're laying it on thick.

Bible answer
manLet's look at the residents: George Rockwell (Rusty Whitener) is a bigot and a bully; he's down­right cold to the gospel. Black Brother Thomas (Bill Cobbs) does street evangelism and sundry good works. He's on fire for the Lord and is rightly called a “Jesus freak.” Luke stumbles in early in the morning after a night on the town. He's a poor excuse for a Christian.

church supperMinistryvolunteers
neededOccupations follow the same line. Jessie is a volunteer in a soup kitchen ministry that doesn't pay. Luke had been working at a factory that couldn't afford to pay much; they laid him off along with others. Now he can make three times as much working as a bar­tender in Sam's Club Inferno. He justifies it saying, “Not all Christians live like the Amish. We're allowed to have fun some­times.” Part of the job description, as Sam points out, is to please the customers. The place also serves food. People have got to eat, right? But he didn't have to make a man take a strong whiskey as his first drink, having turned 21. And he might have tried harder to keep Sam from drinking and driving. Yet he could use that income if he wants to marry Jessie. He's properly conflicted.

money bagsLastly, there's Jessie's marriage prospect(s). An “old bum” Howard at the shelter where Jessie serves gives her a mock proposal with zero expectations of it being accepted. Out of the blue, an acquaintance Matthew (Brett Pack) having gotten lonely in New York makes a serious offer. He wants her to drop Luke (“He's got you living in a dump”) and accept his rich offer. Luke could probably keep her if he got serious about his Christianity.

Ideology

Which translation is God's word?

card playersharlotThere's more. Luke and Sam stay after hours playing poker with a couple barflies. By and by the door­bell rings and Luke gets up to answer it figuring it's pizza delivery. The blonde goes with him to stretch her legs and takes his arm for support. It's Jessie at the door who thinks the worst of it. Since it's innocent, it might be Jessie was projecting from some past flirtation or what­ever. She'd had easy banter with Howard so she gets along with the guys well enough. The clincher is the skimpy skirt she wore when Luke took her to dinner. This explains why Matt having loved her from a distance drove all the way from New York to make a play. He saw her as available to a good enough offer; she was advertising.

Bible translators being mostly men diddle around with clothing epithets not necessarily under­standing the repercussions; their goal is enough variegation to make their translation unique, to acquire a copyright necessary to sell their product. An example of the worst in attire is being moderately modest as updated by the NKJV. The modernized New King James Version (NKJV) opts for a simplified vocabulary, (1 Tim. 2:9) “that women adorn them­selves in modest apparel, with propriety and moderation.” School­girls seem to embody the expression, “If you got it, flaunt it.” Flaunting it in moderation is Jessie covering up any cleavage but displaying a lot of leg. This translation leaves us cold.

Brother Thomas quotes roughly from the King James Version (KJV) that being melodic was very popular with black folk in the South. (Matt. 5:44-45) “But I [tell] you, Love your enemies, … and pray for [those] which … persecute you. That [you] may be … children of your Father … in heaven.” He also quotes verbatim the familiar John 3:16. The unchurched he passes his Bible to receive plenty of help from it. It is a most excellent translation.

good shepherdAnd of course there is the ESV the pastor preached from in the plot above. There is no need to correct its content, and the message from the pulpit is valid enough. It just lacks the elegant Bible language some of us are accustomed to. Those used to the refined tone of the King James Version would find the cut down tone of modernized versions off-putting. As George P. Marsh put it in an 1859 post­graduate lecture on the English Bible:

the English Bible sustains, and always has sustained to the general English tongue, the position of a treatise upon a special know­ledge requiring, like any branch of science, a special nomen­clature and phrase­ology. The language of the law, for example, in both vocabu­lary and structure, differs widely from that of unpro­fes­sional life; the language of medicine, of meta­physics, of astronomy, of chemistry, of mechanical art, all these have their approp­riate idioms, very diverse from the speech which is the common heri­tage of all. Why, then, should theology, the highest of know­ledges, alone be required to file her tongue to the vulgar utterance, when every other human interest has its own approp­riate expression, which no man thinks of conforming to a standard that, because it is too common, can hardly be other than unclean? (448–9)

spice bottlesWhen Luke is eating with his father, his dad goes to a cabinet in the next room to get some spice for his bland sandwich. He asks Luke, “You want some chili powder for your food?” Some Christians prefer to have their Bibles spiced with the KJV language, others not so much.

Production Values

” (2012) was directed by Thomas Makowski. It was written by Christopher James Miller, Kevan Otto and Sean Stearley. It stars Jeremy Jones, Bill Cobbs and John Schneider. Schneider delivers a good performance playing a wayward dad. Cobbs holds down his minority role well. Jones recites all his lines.

lawn guyIt's not rated but tailored for Christians. The production values are abysmal, as is often the case with faith-based movies, but it's brilliant for keeping the sermon material at the fore­front of our consciousness. It ends on a constructive note of people maintaining the church grounds. The Extras on my DVD include a multi-page tutorial in question & answer format on its biblical messaging, complete with scripture references. That's beyond the scope of my review. Runtime is 1 hour 38 minutes.

Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

This movie will likely only appeal to Christians who never go to the movies so don't know how to take them and are thus unaware of what they are missing. Cinema is a medium that takes the viewer outside himself and typically employs unfettered artistic license. The uninitiated will compare it unfavorably to sermons—an entertainment venue itself—and will be disappointed in any­thing different. To them, how­ever, this “Lukewarm” would be the cat's meow.

Movie Ratings

Action factor: No action, no adventure. Suitability for children: Suitable for children with guidance. Special effects: Wake up and smell the 1990s technology. Video Occasion: Good for Christian Groups. Suspense: Not very suspenseful. Overall movie rating: Three generously given stars out of five.

Works Cited

Unless otherwise noted, scripture is quoted from the King James Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software.

Scripture quotation marked NKJV is from the New King James Version, Copyright © 1979 by Thomas Nelson, Inc. Print.

Marsh, George P. “Formation of our English sacred dialect.”
       Lectures on the English Language. London: John Murray, 1863. Print.
       ——available to read or download at www.bibles.n7nz.org.

Sandford, John. Ocean Prey. Copyright © 2021 by John Sandford. New York: G.P. Putnam's Sons, 2022. Print.