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Plot Overview

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wolfChris Hansen (Robert Pattinson) was part of a task force in Pundalo, India looking for a sanitary abductor of children who: left no evidence and never took two from the same village. He unearthed a young witness who told a dark, mystical tale that was hard to swallow. The authorities wrote it off as wolves, though the bodies were event­ually discovered … or pieces of them, anyway.

Marriage
Counseling

photographerBack in the states Hansen entered illicit relations with a younger—at 30—woman, but he realized he loves his wife and is making a concerted effort to ditch the clinging hottie. “The National Enquirer” has acquired pictures with which it's attempting to black­mail him.

fishingcookie barkBeing both a man with a mission and a man who is all too human, Hansen is a natural to develop a pilot, “To Catch a Pred­ator” in which he employs a tele­vision crew, a part­ner/pro­ducer Andie Bender (Merritt Wever,) and temp­orary, youth­ful bait. Chumps are lured on the Web to a studio-dedi­cated house, delayed with finger food, and con­fronted by the man before a police take­down. The audience loved it so they got bumped up to prime time and took their show on the road.

boy at windowsaber tooth fishAt 23 "Decoy Dan" (BSOA) Plum (Skyler Gisondo) grows confidence in his jail bait role of a 13-year-old, freckle-faced boy. The plot moves right along until they catch a whiff of a verit­able monster (“a whale”) in a con­serv­ative town where “Pedos are not allowed in Texas;” he seems to be high in govern­ment. They go round and round over whether they should abandon their successful docket to go after this seemingly big fish. It's as expressed in author Dan Brown:

Roman official“Who will guard the guards?” she said to her­self. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. The words kept circling in her head. (144)

Ideology

It's a given that one can profit greatly reading the biographies of great men, but here's a case where a paltry personage in an obscure movie has a lot to reveal, some­thing along the lines of King Solomon deriving lessons from nature: (Prov. 30:24) “There be four things which are little upon the earth, but they are exceeding wise:” starting with, (Prov. 30:25) “The ants are a people not strong, yet they prepare their meat in the summer.” Start earning income in your youth, he seems to be telling us, i.e. the summer of life. Hansen began at 19, for four years appearing in commercials. It was a start.

(Prov. 30:26) “The conies are but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks.” The conies follow the three guiding principles of real estate: location, location, location. Hansen picked up his part in Burbank, California and toured with the company making $5 G a shoot. When they got wind of a monster predator, there was heated discussion whether they should inter­rupt their itinerary to take the trap to him—he wouldn't come to them.

phone caller(Prov. 30:27) “The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by bands.” Success involves having the right cohorts be they but unofficial liaisons. Hansen profited by keeping in touch with his high school buddy Troy who provided encour­age­ment and inspiration to reach for the stars.

(Prov. 30:28) “The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in kings' palaces.” Finally, one needs to take hold of his own niche. Hansen subbed for a talent who didn't show up and so got recognized more than his fleeting decoy appearances allowed.

Production Values

“” (2026) was based on Luke Dittrich's 2007 Esquire article, “Tonight on Dateline This Man Will Die.” It follows the production of the reality TV series, “To Catch a Predator.” It was directed by Lance Oppen­heim. It was written by Ajon Singh and Luke Dittrich. It stars Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever and Skyler Gisondo. Pattin­son does a great job as lead Chris Hansen. Gisondo's mug is a standout as he plays a decoy actor for the show. And he gives the movie heart. The supporting cast does a great job as well.

MPA rated it R for disturbing sexual material, graphic nudity, some violent content, and language. The movie's cinema­tog­raphy and set design capture an early 2000's aesthetic. Some scenes are displayed in a four square box. It's not the look of high cinema but would prove comfortable for the viewer who spends more time in front of the boob tube than the big screen. Runtime is 1 hour 50 minutes.

Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

cherry piePor­trayed here­in is an artis­tic creator ideal­istic to a fault, his support crew chasing the bottom line, perverts out for kiddie thrills w/a free snack, and one poli­tician trying not to get caught. What­ever floats your boat.

Movie Ratings

Action factor: Decent action scenes. Suitability For Children: Not Suitable for Children of Any Age. Special effects: Well, at least you can't see the strings. Video Occasion: Good for a Rainy Day. Suspense: Keeps you on the edge of your seat. Overall movie rating: Three and a half stars out of five.

Works Cited

Scripture quotation from the Authorized King James Version. Pub. 1611, rev. 1769. Software.

Brown, Dan. Digital Fortress. Copyright © 1998 by Dan Brown. New York, St. Martin's Press, February 2004 paper­back. Print.