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Too Big For His Britches
or Too Big To Fail

Father Stu: Reborn on IMDb

Plot Overview

David and Goliath

high ballfootball and flagdiscipleshipbutcherdesk manMadonnarejectWith feet full of vigor and mouth full of sass, Montana kid Stuart Long (Tenz McCall) aspires to be the next Elvis as he cuts the rug at home to the tune of "Too Much Monkey Business." Later down the road at forty Stu (Mark Wahlberg) is trading lip and blows with opponents in the ring as he's just finding his stride at an age when most boxers think of retiring. His doctor, his mom Kathleen (Jacki Weaver) and his failing body force the issue: he's not going to be the next Ali. He goes to Hollywood to become a star, working in a super­market meat department waiting to be discovered. He romantically pursues—“stalks”—a choice customer Carmen (Teresa Ruiz) all the way to her church where he suddenly finds religion. He falls into a coma after being bounced around in a motor­cycle accident, so he's not to be the next John Wayne, and he might not even survive. A vision of Mary heals him and inspires him to become a priest. The seminary's rector Monsignor Kelly (Malcolm McDowell) has his doubts, but Stu is persuasive and he takes him on under advise­ment. After Stu collapses during a pickup basket­ball game, his doctor informs him he has a progressive muscle disorder called inclusion body myositis. Monsignor Kelly with his eye on the church's bottom line and his ear to the member­ship body with­draws their support for this Stu's most ambitious endeavor.

Ideology

In his new circle of Catholic friends, Stu does a double take upon meeting a colored man named Ham. Ham tells him it's a Bible name, Ham being a son of Noah. Right. Here is a notorious Bible character whom Stu will emulate well enough but who seems to be missing from our lists of famous personages.

plowingFor those not settled in the sands of time, I offer this remedial history lesson, with apologies to those who don't need it. The biblical story is widely known of Adam & Eve's temptation and fall in the Garden of Eden, how the woman ate the forbidden fruit and gave it to her husband to eat (Gen. 3:6), God responding by increasing the severity of the woman's child­birth pains (Gen. 3:16) and making man's toil onerous (Gen. 3:17-19.) What is less well known—except in places like the Bible Belt—is a redo of sorts to ameliorate man's difficult labor. Noah's father Lamech had (Gen. 5:29) “called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed.” They still had to follow the earlier template to get a reprieve. Instead of the forbidden tree to be respected by the first couple, there was old man Noah whose work break was to be respected by his three sons, to wit: (Gen. 6:10) “And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.” They formed them­selves into two pairs: the eldest Japheth & Shem, and the youngest Ham paired with his own son Canaan making the numbers even. Noah fortified him­self with wine before invoking blessings on them, as later would Isaac do with savory venison before blessing Esau. The (red) yakut wine of Turkey is a blend of four grapes—actually two pairs—so the numbers correspond. In the Genesis account of the Flood, is a mystery woman, the mother of Ham. (Gen. 9:18-19) “And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.” Let's look again at Noah's story (Jasher 5:14-17):

And the Lord said unto Noah, Take unto thee a wife, and beget children, for I have seen thee righteous before me in this generation. And thou shalt raise up seed, and thy children with thee, in the midst of the earth; and Noah went and took a wife, and he chose Naamah the daughter of Enoch, and she was five hundred and eighty years old. And Noah was four hundred and ninety-eight years old, when he took Naamah for a wife. And Naamah conceived and bare a son, and he called his name Japheth, saying, God has enlarged me in the earth; and she conceived again and bare a son, and he called his name Shem, saying, God has made me a remnant, to raise up seed in the midst of the earth.

Shem and Japheth were full brothers, Ham was born at a later date (the youngest, see Gen. 9:24) perhaps from a different mother. Noah's wife was older than he was. Perhaps at 580+ years she was no longer able to bear children after the first two. She didn't have any more after the flood, even though it was a time to repopulate the earth. Maybe she stopped bearing before the flood. Ham could then have been step­brother of the other two.

Researcher Mark DeWayne Combs posits that, “Although Jasher specific­ally references the births of Japheth and Shem, there is no such reference to the birth of Ham. … that Ham may have been much younger than his brothers and that he may have had a different mother” (389). Combs also observes, “Fathering a child, particularly a son, through a hand­maiden or servant girl would not have been an uncommon or forbidden practice in that time period” (165). Historian Kenneth M. Stampp remarks that “Apologists for slavery traced the history of servitude back to the dawn of civilization and showed that it had always existed in some form until their own day” (14).

Come the deluge and the ark's passengers could well be a model for, (James 5:13) “Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.” There was undoubtedly a lot of distress on their voyage occasioning a lot of prayer, and their eventual land­fall would have been accompanied by much celebration. As ordained minister Tom Dooley points out, “Such a long period of ark living must have been quite tire­some. No doubt Noah's family was thankful for their safety and provisions; how­ever, one could imagine them becoming restless, ready to get their feet on dry land again” (59.)

When (Jasher 6:40-41) “they all went out from the ark, they went and returned every one to his way and to his place, and Noah and his sons dwelt in the land.” They'd been cooped up together long enough, so now they spread out some­what according to some prees­tab­­lished pecking order. God (Jasher 6:42) “said unto them, Be fruitful and fill all the earth; become strong.” To become strong meant, among other things, taking their needed meds when sick, along the lines of, (James 5:14) “Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord.” Children are always coming down with one thing or another. Here it seemed to be Canaan's turn whose elders would have been his father Ham & grand­father Noah. Oil in Bible times was a medication, (Luke 10:34) “bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine,” as was, (1Tim. 5:23) “Drink[ing] no longer water, but [to] use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.” Grapes grow in the summer, but once they're fermented, the wine can be stored through­out the year. Noah got into the store while setting an example for a work break, establishing period(s) of escape from hard work per Lamech's saying. By chance or design it interfered—it had to incon­venience some­one—with Ham's youngest son Canaan's need, and Ham could well have been the low-status brother from another mother.

Instead of the wily serpent we had Noah's wife as an on-the-spot agent, who since she isn't mentioned, did well incurring no rebuke. She would have made her­self scarce giving Noah some space to relax when he started drinking. (1Tim. 2:9-10) “In like manner also, that women adorn them­selves … (which becometh women pro­fes­sing godli­ness) with good works.” Being a virtuous woman (Prov. 31:27) “She looketh well to the ways of her house­hold, and eateth not the bread of idleness.” She would not have let grass grow under her feet but would have gone straight to visit Ham to make adjustments regarding their diminished store of medicinal alcohol, like the home­spun heroine in an Andrew Taylor novel:

Mrs Arabella was a woman of decision. Having made up her mind to do some­thing, she did not post­pone it and did not permit half-measures. The inoculation of the house­hold was arranged the following day and put into practice on the day after. (175)

Ham showed up at Noah's tent shortly thereafter to check out the cause. He fell to temptation by mocking his dad to his two brothers, but they would have none of it. This is parallel to Eve earlier failing first then offering the fruit to Adam who accepted it, but here the older brothers did not go along with Ham, so we'd expect them to receive a blessing rather than a curse such as it was. The distribution of labor had to be readjusted to account for the new workers' holiday(s), and Ham for his insolence left him­self and his family line open to taking up the slack. Depicted below is that scene rendered in a Civil War vintage wood­cut, made after a drawing by Julius Schnorr von Carols­feld (German painter, 1794–1872) from his archive, published in 1877.

drunken Noah and his three sons

The alternate image text by licensor iStock.com/Getty Images explains what happened here to Noah and his fermented grapes: “When he drank some of the wine, he got drunk and uncovered him­self inside his tent. Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father's nakedness and told his two brothers who were out­side. Shem and Japheth took a garment and placed it on their shoulders. Then they walked in back­wards and covered up their father's nakedness. Their faces were turned the other way so they did not see their father's nakedness (Genesis 9:21-23).” They covered the old man to prevent him from catching a chill in the mountains as it was no longer summer. Ham's show of disrespect to their patriarch is like the mistreatment of a revered matriarch in a Seymour novel:

I don't think she'll be pleased to know that her picture is now a source of amusement through­out Naples. When she knows, and she soon will—it's inevitable—that her daughter … is in part responsible for her being photo­graphed with bare thighs and most of her arse on display, I believe she'll feel resentful towards you. (131)

Ham had put himself in jeopardy according to, (Prov. 30:17) “The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.” Especially pertinent in this case is Noah's control over the animals including the raven (Gen. 8:7) and he is not unique, at least not in literature. Novelist Ted Bell writes of a chief inspector who “had been beaten to within an inch of his life and nearly pecked to death by countless killer ravens. All the while locked inside the cage of a Victorian aviary” (357.) There is even biblical precedent for it when some kids mocked a man of God for not having a covering of hair on his head and they got mauled by beasts. (2Kings 2:23-24) “And … as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.”

hard hatted workersIn this movie Stu studiously refuses his mother's recommendations for a respectable job, not even the one his father Bill Long (Mel Gibson) can get for him in construction, which pays well. He is habitually snide with his dad, enough to make one cringe. Stu's disobedience to his mother and mockery of his father evoke recollection of Ham who did the same. If Ham some­how avoided an eye-mauling by birds, Stu found his body mauled but good by: fighters in the ring, vehicles on the road, and unaccustomed exertion on the court.

eye trimThere's a parity of eye loss and servitude given in (Exodus 21:26) “And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake.” Ham and his line—represented by Canaan in his lineage—could be given servitude rather than mutilation. This would be in keeping with the sentiment of Job in, (Job 31:7-8) “If my step hath turned out of the way, and mine heart walked after mine eyes, and if any blot hath cleaved to mine hands; Then let me sow, and let another eat; yea, let my offspring be rooted out.” In that woodcut-derived picture above we see Ham after disregarding his mom's caution, checking up on his dad, getting carried away by an eyeful of the dishabille inebriate, and gesturing with his hands to his brothers. If he were to “sow, and another eat” and his “off­spring be rooted out,” that would mean becoming a slave and his off­spring being carried away in slavery. Okay.

The Bible's account leans towards the latter. (Gen. 9:24-27) “And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son [Ham] had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.” When Noah woke up, he blessed as a pair the lines of his two respectful sons and cursed Ham's line­—pairing Ham with his youngest son Canaan as was Noah's wont to go by twos—giving them servitude to his other two sons'. (Jasher 73:35) “For the Lord our God gave Ham the son of Noah, and his children and all his seed, as slaves to the children of Shem and to the children of Japheth, and unto their seed after them for slaves, forever.”

Ham's youngest son Canaan is the particularly noted recipient of the punishment. Later when the Israelis invaded the promised land, the Canaanites were due for destruction, but the Gibeonite branch (the Hivites of Joshua 11:19 & Gen. 10:15-17) did a deal with Joshua who was the Jewish leader. They'd heard what happened to other Canaanite tribes, so they sent ambassadors dressed as if they'd come from a long journey (Joshua 9:3-6) and persuaded Joshua to make a league with this “distant” tribe. When it was discovered they'd tricked Joshua into sparing them, (Joshua 9:24-27) he made them bond­men, which was more to their liking. If this trick is indicative of the character of the original Canaan, he might well have been malingering to get out of his chores, which would also help explain Noah's hesitation to coddle him with wine. And when it came time to deal with the sin, it affected the whole line of Ham.

More germane to modern times is perhaps the lineage of Cush, Ham's oldest son (Gen. 10:6,) Cush meaning black in Hebrew, having settled in Africa, some of his to become in later years African-American slaves. Researcher Bodie Hodge confirms that, “As a general trend, Ham is the father of many peoples in Africa” (122). Dr. Ide adds, “Ham sired four sons: Cush (translates as ‘black’) … and Canaan the youngest” (62).

MinistryRoman soldierChrist on the way to his crucifixion needed some­one to help him carry the cross, so (Matt. 27:32) “they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name: him they compelled to bear his cross.” Cyrene a city of northern Africa (modern day Iran) was where dwelt descendants of Ham, one of whom was compelled to involuntary servitude by the Romans, descendants of Japheth, to bear the cross of Christ a Semite descendant of Shem. In “Father Stu” his fellow priest-in-training stumbles at his prison ministry delivery and Stu helps him bear that cross.

Martin Luther King Jr. (MLK) in his “Letter from Birmingham Jail” replying to eight Alabama clergymen, “paused … to answer criticism of my work and ideas … Since I feel that you are men of genuine good­will and your criticisms are sincerely set forth.” MLK complains to them of “when your first name becomes ‘nigger’.” However, we read (Acts 13:1) “Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called Niger.” Here Simeon a teacher/prophet was called Niger—meaning black in Latin—as if that were his first name. It was a term of respect. Later in his letter MLK lauds, “the tire­less efforts and persistent work of men willing to be coworkers with God”—like prophets, teachers, etc. He ends his letter with an apology: “If I have said any­thing in this letter that is an over­state­ment of the truth and is indicative of an unreason­able impatience, I beg you to forgive me.” Stu for all his faults became a respected worker for The Lord elevating with him others of humble origins.

Production Values

” (2022) was based on true events. It was directed by Mel Gibson's long term partner Rosalind Ross. It was written for the screen by Rosalind Ross. It stars Mark Wahlberg, Mel Gibson and Jacki Weaver. The cast was excellent. Note­worthy is Gibson as Stu's dissolute father. Wahlberg put on weight to portray the progress of Stu's disease. The dialogue seemed forced, which I attribute to punctilious regard for historical accuracy, but what do I know?

MPAA rated it R for language throughout. It had excellent direction and beautiful photography. Photos of the real Stu and his family are shown alternating with the first ending credits. The second post credit scene seems to illustrate, (Matt. 11:12) “the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.” It has a runtime of 2 hours 4 minutes.

Review Conclusion w/a Christian's Recommendation

“Father Stu” is another faith based movie, but this one with a philosophy geared towards Catholics & a racy dialogue suitable for sailors. Not everyone will be pleased with the balance it strikes, but kudos to the writer and actors for trying. For what it's worth, Mary was a humble apparition. I tend to find bio pics long and boring, but I've seen worse. You can probably guess if this one will be worth your while.

Movie Ratings

Action factor: Decent action scenes. Suitability For Children: Not Suitable for Children of Any Age. Special effects: Well done special effects. Video Occasion: Good for a Rainy Day. Suspense: A few suspenseful moments. Overall movie rating: Three and a half stars out of five.

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